Alvernia Phi

:

Ravenclaw: Don’t you get a little too harsh with people who mess with Puff?

Slytherin: I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Ravenclaw:

Slytherin:

Ravenclaw: The poor guy hasn’t gotten out of the toilet in two days, Sly.

Slytherin:

Ravenclaw: We all saw you slip a laxative into his drink.

Slytherin: Correction, there were 27, actually -

Ravenclaw: Which only proves my point.

Slytherin:

Slytherin: I have no connection with Hufflepuff, in any way -

Ravenclaw: You both have been cuddling for the past two hours.

Slytherin: I have merely tamed the Hufflepuff with strawberry ice-cream and cookies -

Ravenclaw: *shushes him abruptly*

Slytherin: *looks down at Puff silently snoring, nuzzled into their neck*

Slytherin: *furiously blushes*

Ravenclaw: *smiles knowingly*

Gryffindor: *sobs in my OTP*

greek-suitehearts:

I don’t know why-

but i feel like

we don’t talk much

about Overly Sarcastic Production’s

Hades and Persephone

I mean it’s not like-

they’re adorable

what’s so-

great about them

anyways???

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

At a Wayne Foundation gala…

Jason: *grabs a glass of champagne from a server’s tray*

Cass: Nice tux, Tim.

Tim: I know. It belonged to Jason. He was buried in it, so… family heirloom.

Jason: *spits out champagne*

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Mornings at the Manor…

Tim: I’m losing my mind, guys. I sometimes touch the frayed part of the power cord just to feel something.

Alfred: *swiftly takes a step to the side to hide a frayed wire jutting from the kitchen wall*

Jason: *carefully pries the mug of espresso off Tim’s pale, trembling fingers*

Damian: *stealthily moves the butter knife away from Tim’s grasp*

Dick: *grabs Tim’s face and buries it on his chest in a tight hug*

Bruce: *closes the Gotham Gazette, stands up, then fireman-carries his heavily sleep-deprived son up to his room*

(via incorrect-batfamily-quotes)

maybe-its-5sos-masterlist:

Bruce headcanons:

• Kissing
  
• Jealousy
• Sex now and then
  
• Living together
• The time of the month while he’s away
  
• Who he listens to
• Protective
• Plus size s/o
  
• Hispanic s/o
  
• Wedding

Damian Headcanons:

• Jealous/ Possessive
  
• Drunk S/o
• Royalty
• Sex
• Kissing
• Galas
• Meeting the mother
• Pregnant [Part 2]
• Falling for a villain
  
• A poly relationship (Feat. Jon)  [NSFW] [Proposal]
  
• Friends
• Insecure because of a friend
  
• Sex now and then
• Talia kills you
  
• Living together
• Seeing you’re hot
  
• Plant manipulating S/o
  
• Sexual Assault
  
• Making out
  
• Plus size s/o
• Crushing on a friend
• Older crush
  
• Gifts
  
• Hispanic s/o
  
• Dating Alfred’s niece
  
• Dating Jason’s little sister
  
• A Crush (feat. Jon)
• Dancer
  
• Nerdy S/O
  
• Texan S/O
• First time
  

Jason headcanons:

• Sex now and then
  
• Living together
• A poly relationship (feat. Tim)
  
• A poly relationship (feat. Dick)
• Engaged
• Daughter of the enemy
• Pregnant
• Plus size s/o
  
• Jealous
  
• Pop star
  
• A poly relationship (Feat. Roy)
  
• Can’t have kids
  
• Short gf
• Shopping
• Fighting with the S/O
  
• Journalist S/O
  
• Smoker S/O

Dick headcanons:

• Having a baby
  
• Sex now and then
• Plus size S/O
  
• A poly relationship (feat. Jason)
• Pop star
  
• Dating
• Not great at English
  
• Jealous

Tim Headcanons:

• A poly relationship (feat. Jason)
  
• Sex now and then
• Sick
• Swearing
  
• Deaf
• Dating
• Nerdy s/o

Batboys headcanons:

• Period cramps
  
• S/o Turned to a kid
  
• Boys turned into kids
  
• S/o has amnesia
  
• How they smell
  
• The talk
• Stripper (+ Bruce)
• What they listen to
• Ran off with the baby (+Bruce)
  
• Dating Kon-El/Superboy, having Batbrothers
  
• Grandfathers
  
• Baby girl
• Freckles
  
• Spicy
• No sex for you
  
• Losing their S/o at childbirth
  
• Murder
• Mixed
• Rebellious daughter
  
• Artistic s/o (feat. Bruce)
  
• Spy (Feat. Bruce)
  
• English(British) Accent (Feat. Bruce)
  
• Your birthday
• Student killer
  
• Secret Stash
  
• Overprescription
  
• Australian accent
• Self conscious (Feat. Bruce)
  
• Losing their child in a crowd
  
• Irish accent
• Russian accent
• Insecure violinist
• Scientist
  
• Shield agent (Feat. Bruce)
• Childhood sweethearts (Feat. Bruce)
  
• Dead and gone
  
• Depressed and Anxious
  
• Writer
• Twerking
  
• Tattooed SO
• Skin condition
  
• Singer
  
• Kidnaped, being Damians S/o
  
• Depression and self-harm
  
• Anger issues
• Graduating
  
• Black belt
  
• Male s/o
  
• Sneaking out
  
• Miscarriage
  
• Waking up (Feat. Bruce)
  
• S/o falls asleep anywhere
  
• Afraid of the dark
  
• Snacks
  
• Cape thief
• Ticklish
• Sister s/o’s
  
• Hacker

symeona:

Mar'i and Kory 💕

symeona:

The Graysons